To be sung to the tune of the "Mickey Mouse Club" 

Who leads our list
Of genealogists
When looking for a clue?
B-I-L-L, F-L-E, M-M-I-N-G!
Best Bill Flemming, Best Bill Flemming,
Forever looking up the Drouin Blue, Blue, Blue! 

You're in a bind,
And you can't find
Your grand'ma in her home town.
B-I-L-L, F-L-E, M-M-I-N-G!
Best Bill Fleming, Best Bill Fleming,
He's never been the one to let us down, down, down!

He looks it up,
And comes on top
"I found the following:"
B-I-L-L, F-L-E, M-M-I-N-G!
Best Bill Fleming, Best Bill Fleming,
Don't forget to say "Thanks!" 'cause he's the best, best, best!

Now it's time
To say goodbye
To those pesky brickwalls. 
B-I-L-L, F-L-E, M-M-I-N-G!

Composed during a fever induced coma, 
by the one, the only...
"Louis-Philippe Hemond!  2002"